peacocktales:

Girls don’t like boys girls like grilled cheese and well-executed sketch comedy.

"I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell."
- (via haileymr)

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

riza-scarlet:

tinypancake:

  1. Be her friend!
  2. If she makes you things, break them.
  3. Call her so rarely that she is shocked by getting a phone call from you.
  4. Keep a lot of secrets from her.
  5. Don’t ever go on a date with her.
  6. Ask her to marry you using science.
  7. Leave immediately after she agrees to marry you.

The Roy Mustang way:

1. Ask her to follow you into hell 

The Alphonse Elric way
1. Shield her in your armor
2. Tell her how much better than your brother you are
3. Apologize for dying

    ARIES ☆☆☆ YU-GI-OH!
    TAURUS ☆☆☆ NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
    GEMINI ☆☆☆ ELFEN LIED
    CANCER ☆☆☆ SAILOR MOON
    LEO ☆☆☆ ONE PIECE
    VIRGO ☆☆☆ OURAN HIGHSCHOOL HOST CLUB
    LIBRA ☆☆☆ DRAGONBALL Z
    SCORPIO ☆☆☆ BLACK BUTLER
    SAGITTARIUS ☆☆☆ FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
    CAPRICORN ☆☆☆ ATTACK ON TITAN
    AQUARIUS ☆☆☆ NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
    PISCES ☆☆☆ FREE!